CLAM BAKE

demarches:

#omg do you ever think like #how Chekov and Sulu probably have old terran music in the ship’s databanks #and whenever Spock delivers a particularly killer zinger on the bridge after an argument with Kirk #they just play that shit #[muffled bass thumping from speakers] #(thank fuck for better quality-speakers being one of Scotty’s more discreet ‘modifications’) #meanwhile Jim just sits on and looks betrayed #while Bones calls the bridge and yells at them to ‘TONE IT DOWN GOD DAMNIT JIM WHO TOLD YOU TO APPROVE THOSE MODIFICATIONS’

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shitroughdrafts:

Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.

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egberts:

johnbunnies:

Went to the American Horror Story house today…

pauline i am sO JEALOUS O H MY GOD

deactivation successful

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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

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pleatedjeans:

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blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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rhymeswithiboldyougo:

my favourite thing to think about is jim not being able to pronounce s’chn t’gai and affectionately calling spock “chicken tender”

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